.::*One-Eyed Jack*::. (allergic2stupid) wrote,
.::*One-Eyed Jack*::.

One of these days, Ann Coulter, POW! Straight to the moon!

Oooooh, Ann...... Ann-Ann-Ann.....Annie-Ann-Ann-Ann...... Ann Coulter is the woman intelligent Americans love to hate. Author of such page-turners as Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right, How to Talk to A Liberal (If You Must), and most recently Godless: The Church of Liberalism. I couldn't find her credit for the Satanic Bible, but I'll get back to you if I find it. 

Anyone who knows her name, already knows she's the Anti-Christ. Coulter leaves people outraged and fascinated, both at the same time, and THAT is why I'm writing this. Because I know why. It's not only just a love-to-hate thing, like people are with Paris Hilton or George W. Bush. 

First, for those of you who don't know who she is, Coulter started her career as a private lawyer and worked her way up to being a legal corresponant for MSNBC, before being fired the next year because of an exchange with one Bobby Muller, president of the anti-war group "Vietnam Veterans of America Foundation." In responce to his claim that the land mines American soldiers stepped on were their own, she said, "No wonder you guys lost." 

To say this woman is "highly critical of the liberal point-of-view" is a vast understatement. This woman is Hitler in a dress-suit. There is absolutely nothing that comes out of her mouth that isn't bigotted diarreha, yet she she is so precosious (or stupid) and generally well-spoken that we have to keep watching. And it's in that respect that makes her different from, say, the Westboro Bapist Church or Beelzebub, even. She's does not lack book-smarts, as Fred Phelps does. She terrifies conservatives and publishers alike, but not liberals. Hmmm...that's very interesting. "But not liberals' you say?" YES! Here's an example....


On one occasion, during an appearance at University of Arizona a PIE was thrown at her, splattering her and causing $1,830 worth of damage to a stage backdrop. The two perpetrators were charged with criminal damage, and one of them later said, "we were throwing pies at her ideas, not at her." Ann notes that she was not hit by the pies, which were thrown by liberals who "throw like girls," and that the College Republican women in attendance "gave them a beating they won't forget."

THIS is my absolute favorite, because this dude asks a perfectly good, yet deliciously sarcastic, question and she goes apeshit:

At a February 23, 2006 appearance at Indiana University, Bloomington, in a speech entitled, "Liberals Are Wrong About Everything," she claimed, "Liberals hate God and hate America," and that there is no hope for the Democratic party. Her speech was frequently interrupted while protestors were removed. The school's newspaper, the Indiana Daily Student, reported that during the Q&A session, a young man asked her if she didn't like Democrats, wouldn't it just be better to have a dictatorship; Coulter replied: "You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?"

Oh she hates the gays, and even thinks Bill Clinton is a latent homosexual, but I found this more outrageous. Ever hear of the Jersey Girls? Here's a memory refresh if you forgot: They were four women from Jersey who's husbands died on 9/11, and because they stood up against Bush, Coulter said this about them:

"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. ... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much ... the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president ... cutting campaign commercials... how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy"

And of course she hates Arabs and Muslims:

She wrote in her column that she had reviewed the civil rights lawsuits against certain airlines to determine which airlines had subjected Arabs to the most, "egregious discrimination," so that she could fly only that airline. She also said that the airline should be bragging instead of denying any of the charges of discrimination brought against them. In an interview with the British Guardian newspaper, she quipped, "I think airlines ought to start advertising: 'We have the most civil rights lawsuits brought against us by Arabs.'" When asked what Muslims should do for travel, she responded that they, "could use flying carpets."

Alright, enough quoting, here's my point: The reason everyone is so in love with her moter-mouth is because, deep down, the reason why they're paying so close attention is they know, sooner than later, someone is going to haul off and break her jaw. And I will be there to see it happen.

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